Jury Of Love Gifts

"Give me one more chance, Rachel. I'll go straight, and quit my lawyerin' ways."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"Remember, junior, in America anyone can aspire to become the most powerful person in government - the special prosecutor!"

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

"....'Sickness, health? ... better, worse... richer, poorer?'... how about leaving me some wiggle room!"

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

With Jury Duty for All

"take your best shot, counselor."

"We the jury, find the defendant. Hang on..uh oh...where's that sticky note go?"

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

"I don't like the looks of this! That's our jury consultant!"

'I'm not kidding....my client is really insane!'

'This jury will disregard the donuts and festive decorations provided by the defense.'

"We find the defendant guilty on all charges, Your Honor. On the positive side, we really liked his openness and energy."

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

'He's just been named a super lawyer by the Bar Association.'

Must you be so judgmental?

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Hearsay evidence.

"May I remind the jury a guilty verdict for my client will trigger defamation of character lawsuits."

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'