Jury Duty Chortler Gifts

Gift your favorite jury duty chortler something that captures their unique sense of humor. Our collection features clever, funny, and creative products perfect for anyone who finds amusement in courtroom moments. From playful mugs to amusing t-shirts, and cozy pillows to eye-catching prints, these gifts are designed to make light of the legal process and bring a smile to their face. Surprise them with something that celebrates their courtroom antics and witty personality, whether they’re recounting a trial story or just love a good laugh about jury duty.

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"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat." mockup

"Your Honor, all this pretrial publicity has made my client look fat."

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"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump." mockup

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

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As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

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'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.' mockup

'And as my chart clearly shows, I don't know anything.'

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'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?' mockup

'Ho,ho,ho, but can you be more specific?'

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"#notguilty."

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"At least we're consistent ... "

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"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury." mockup

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

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"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...." mockup

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

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'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?' mockup

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

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'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.' mockup

'It wasn't easy, but I got you a jury of your peers — six hairdressers, five interior decorators, and a professor of 18th Century poetry.'

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'Is your verdict unanimous?'

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"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere." mockup

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

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Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury mockup

Barrister pointing out dozing judge to the jury

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Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less. mockup

Quick Confessional Box - 8 sins or less.

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'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.' mockup

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

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"take your best shot, counselor." mockup

"take your best shot, counselor."

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'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.' mockup

'Yes, I can defend you, but we may have a tough time selecting a jury of your peers.'

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"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal." mockup

"They're eating out of my hand but that doesn't guarantee an acquittal."

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'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.' mockup

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

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'The stupidity of the defendant's actions was directly proportional to the number of people watching him.'

'The stupidity of the defendant's actions was directly proportional to the number of people watching him.' mockup

'The stupidity of the defendant's actions was directly proportional to the number of people watching him.'

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"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen, we can parse the nuances of motive forever, but isn't it much more satisfying just to deal with broad stereotypes?"

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'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.' mockup

'I win some, I lose some. But I always try and send the jury home in a good mood.'

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'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?' mockup

'Why not put it in position first then fill it with water?'

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'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.' mockup

'Relax, baby, and pay no attention to that old man behind you.'

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"Read my lips!"

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"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies." mockup

"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."

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"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.."

"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.." mockup

"I pledge allegiance to the flag...oh sorry, to honour and obey...on no that's not it..I name this ship.."

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Maternity Ward Public Opening

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"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, don't let my parents think they wasted money sending me to law school!"

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'Let me inform the witness that 'horse-feathers' is not a proper response!'

'Let me inform the witness that 'horse-feathers' is not a proper response!' mockup

'Let me inform the witness that 'horse-feathers' is not a proper response!'

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You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching! mockup

You'll have to rewrite this. I can't read your hen scratching!

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Jury Duty Chortler Gifts Collection

Jury Duty Chortler Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous jury duty mugs and bring a splash of comedy to their coffee break.

Jury Duty Chortler Pillows

Check out our funny pillows perfect for cozying up with a smile and celebrating their unique courtroom wit.

Jury Duty Chortler Prints

Discover amusing prints that showcase jury duty humor, adding personality and laughter to any space.

Jury Duty Chortler T-Shirts

Find witty jury duty t-shirts that make their courtroom humor stand out and keep the laughs going outside the courthouse.