Junky Muncher Pillows

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

"Cemetery Pie"

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

'Only 10 hours to go.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Opening Of The Summer Games

Naughty Food

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Tarot Cards for Chickens