Junky Muncher Mugs

Man fishing and eating potato chips Title: 'Fish and Chips'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Your diet is so bad that your arteries are all blocked, but the angioplasty should open things up and get the maple syrup flowing again.'

A vampire using ground pepper on his new victim.

"Let me guess. You want a happy meal."

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'I couldn't put it down... I had peanut butter on my hands.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Cemetery Pie"

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

Motivation

'Only 10 hours to go.'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Opening Of The Summer Games

'Got anything more exciting?' - 'Yes, under the counter we have hamburger and chips, beer and chocolate cake.'

Naughty Food

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'I'm highly motivated to diet. Unfortunately I'm more motivated to eat.'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

'Stop calling us monsters already. We're comfort eaters!'

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Tarot Cards for Chickens

'It's Adam, we've run into a terrible dandruff problem.'