Junk Mail Resistor Pillows

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

No Junk Mail

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Just more Junk Mail."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

''You may already have won the war....''

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'