Junk Mail Jammer Pillows

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Not more junk mail.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"The trouble with teaching music is everyone is dancing to a different tune."

No Junk Mail

Let's Get the Band Back Together

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'

''You may already have won the war....''

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'