Junk Mail Troubleshooter Pillows

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

No Junk Mail

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

I picked up all your neighbors' shopping circulars, Nana. Thank you! Put them in my trunk. We'll take them to recycling. Isn't the recycling place that way? He runs the firm that sends them!

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

Junk Mail

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

"Let's see. 12 bald cures, 15 back hair removal ads, and 27 male enhancement ads. That's pretty much it."

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'