Junk Mail Troubleshooter Pillows

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

The birth of junk mail.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Junk Stamps For Junk Mail.

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Mail

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

Man sees box on street labeled Mail-Mail.

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Typical mail - four bills, two catalogs, and a pre-approved credit card for the dog."

"I love bonfires. Thanks to all the junk mail I get, I have one everyday."

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

The Cynics.

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'

U.S. mail box with note on it: 'Please Unsubscribe. Thank you, The Smiths.'