Junk Mail Resistor Gifts

Recycling bin for census questionnaires.

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

'Time to rake up the leaflets.'

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"Load the holiday catalogues."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

"Just more Junk Mail."

"I forgot to cancel the pizza leaflets..."

Now the postal strike's off I'm delivering your backlog of junk mail.

"Wow, this is weird. We've been pre-declined for a new credit card!!"

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

Pay more attention to your mail. All those pre-approved credit cards should raise your self-esteem.

"I'm the Nigerian Prince that emailed you. I got concerned when I never heard back."

'Just junk mail this morning, sir.'

'That's the tenth time this week you've received a 'Once in a lifetime' offer!'

''You may already have won the war....''

Sea of pizza delivery leaflets - 'Darling! Our pizza has arrived'