Junior Juror Pillows

'I wonder what the statue of limitations is on something like this?'

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I prefer the term 'whistleblower' to tattletale.'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

'We never should have bought him that little lawyer kit. Suddenly, everything I ask him to do is capricious or arbitrary.'

'First, I'd like to list the mitigating circumstances.'

"#notguilty."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

"Boy is he good! He's even got me convinced you're guilty!"

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"I'll tell you, mock jury duty beats cancer testing."

'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

'I got a suspended sentence.'

"'If you can't say something nice, don't say it at all' doesn't work with a grand jury."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"Not guilty, Your Honor, and thank you for asking."

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

"We, the jury, award the plaintiffs 100 trillion dollars - just because."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'