Junior Experimenter Gifts

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

The Surly Yoof

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

"During Junior Executive training, Emily learned that power-mad toddies, bereft of honest opinions, climb the greasy ladder of corporate success by licking boots and suppressing controversial subjects. But the pay is very, very good."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

Wishing Well

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Two discoveries.

Another Cultured Meat Experiment Ends in Failure.