Junior Experimenter Gifts

Child with a junior chemistry set in the complaints department.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Man looking at company organisation chart, he's at the very bottom.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Cursing Scientist.

The Surly Yoof

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Psych 101 Frog Lab

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Edison: The Father also of Static Electricity

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

"Well, here's the problem. Someone changed the greeting control from 'curt nod' to 'hug.'"

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

"During Junior Executive training, Emily learned that power-mad toddies, bereft of honest opinions, climb the greasy ladder of corporate success by licking boots and suppressing controversial subjects. But the pay is very, very good."

'...To be fair, the chemistry teacher didn't ask your Son to drink his practical exam.'

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Any luck with your time machine?' - '.there minute for working it had I thought I but, No'

'To save money, Bob started making his own wine. This Chablis, for example, only cost him $329 a bottle.'

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.