Junior Burglars Gifts

"Phew! I'm bushed! I've been up all night helping the removal men clear the front room."

A boy acting suspiciously

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"I'm not old enough to drive yet, but mom says this is good practice."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"I found a partial thumbprint. Let's get the heck out of here"

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'It says 'turn screw clockwise to tighten.' Which way is clockwise in digital?'

"Little Timmy is big enough to use you burglary tools."

'If that's the Police Station - we're not here!'

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

Crime

'Please be quiet while the attempts to locate your head.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Early Ram Raids

rebooting computer

'Next time I cut the red wire...'

Parole officer: Hanging in and hanging out.

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

Waste Thinner

Mary felt safer going to her car late at night now that she carried a spray can of lace.

'Have you started you Christmas Swiping yet?'

"That new kid is taking hide-and-seek seriously...he's brought in bloodhounds!"

'It's just homework...there's no conspiracy.'

"No sooner had I injected the truth serum than he told me I was morbidly obese."

'Dogs are from Mars, cats are from Venus.'

"Kids Menu Square"

Officialdom-phobia.

"I mean, why even live in the city if you're not going to do New York City things?"

'It's a matter of opinion, to me it's a smash 'n' grab, to you it's a window of opportunity...'

TV and boy

Department of Criminology