Jungle Dreamers Gifts

Mowing the Jungle

(Camel paintings)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Tumble Cow

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Lost in Admiration

Distance to horizon varies.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

Swamp gas

"We've got a problem."

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

~ S.O.S.