Jungle Wanderers Gifts

"Why do they call it quicksand? This is taking forever!"

'Not that net!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Danger Slow Sand.

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Funky Facts: Monkeys.