Jungle Dreamers Mugs

Mowing the Jungle

(Camel paintings)

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Tourists in Egypt

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"We've got a problem."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

Distance to horizon varies.

"Remember that half-dead sansevieria you put out on the balcony back in January of 1994, pal?"

'Camel'

Swamp gas