Jungle Dweller Dreamer Mugs

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

(Camel paintings)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A Tumble Cow

Early on-line shopping

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Dreams I have had...

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."