Jungle Dweller Dreamer Mugs

"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

(Camel paintings)

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Tourists in Egypt

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

A Tumble Cow

Early on-line shopping

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Dreams I have had...

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.