Jungle Dreamer Gifts

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

"I remember when this was all rainforest."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

'What would Tarzan do?'

"See, I told you it wouldn't be big enough for him."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Head over Hooves

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Tourists in Egypt

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Rocket.