Jungle Dreamer Pillows

"Go ahead if you see something you like, but I'm afraid my fast food days are over."

"I remember when this was all rainforest."

"If we get a bigger place, we'll just accumulate more giraffes."

'This rain forest problem is more serious than I thought.'

'What would Tarzan do?'

"See, I told you it wouldn't be big enough for him."

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Head over Hooves

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'There's a planet in my book with two moons! Imagine how much howling we could do there!'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

A Tumble Cow

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'