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I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Tarzan'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Reality Bites

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle Olympics