Jungle Creature Lover Gifts

I know it says 'All you can eat', but that only applies to what's on the menu!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

"Tarzan no want computer."

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Little is known about these amazing creatures, as there have only been a few live sightings, by giant squid scientists. Despite previous beliefs, they are actually a land animal, as the fins and respiratory system are removable.'

tiger strangling snakes

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Reality Bites

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'Tarzan'

Rain forest: 'You are here - tomorrow you will be here'

Jungle Olympics