Concrete Jungle Lover Gifts

City Hammock

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

Jungle Games

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Blame the scientists who are teaching me sign-language Mum: It's not my fault if it's easier to learn the rude signs..."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

urban agriculture

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

tiger strangling snakes

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Flowers in the city

Leopards do change their spots

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

"I just want to get back into the swing of things."

Reality Bites

'We don't eat just anyone, ya know. You should feel honored.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Law of the Jungle: Tarzan the Litigation Man.

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'Tarzan'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'