Concrete Jungle Grower Gifts

urban agriculture

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Ready Mum?'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"It must be still charging."

Flowers in the city

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

City Hammock

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Urban therapy.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

Watering Plans

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

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'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

'He appears to be the dominant male.'