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'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'Ready Mum?'

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"It must be still charging."

Flowers in the city

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

City Hammock

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'Your dinner's in the oven.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Urban therapy.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

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The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

'He appears to be the dominant male.'

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