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"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Flowers in the city

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Jungle Stores.

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."