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'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Resourceful toddler

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

urban agriculture

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Flowers in the city

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

City Hammock

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Urban therapy.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

My tiny garden.

"I could help you get into films"

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."

"I'm afraid that after paying for the sculpture we'll have no money left for the office block."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

Real speech bubble.

"I believe in a totally nurturing environment!"

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'