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"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Resourceful toddler

urban agriculture

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Flowers in the city

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

City Hammock

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"I'm the king of the jungle! Why do I always get the hand-me-down phones?"

- whilst central heating is inclined to loosen their leaves."

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

"It started last week as a seed in a saucer of cotton wool."

Urban therapy.

"What is it about us that makes only crazy people want to talk to us?"

The Fireside Jungle: Indoor plants can do much to improve the visual appearance of your rooms...

Husband is overtaken by wife's obsession with plants.

'Not that sort of palm reading!'

'You're over-watering the house plants again Avril!'

"I'd like to order a pizza. Any kind of pizza will do. What I really need to know is what your delivery guy is like...height, weight, muscle mass, percentage of body fat..."

"I could help you get into films"

"But it's literally my job to be sensitive and fragile."

My tiny garden.

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"I'm afraid that after paying for the sculpture we'll have no money left for the office block."

"Damn the Uris brothers, damn the Tishmans, damn Zeckendorf . . ."

'Wouldn't it be easier just to go outside once-in-a-while?'

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