Jumprope Nostalgic Gifts

When I say "jump," you say "how high?" Not " Cinderella, dressed in yella, went upstairs to kiss a fella."

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

Tin Man Visits New York

A family reunion that warms them to their very core.

'I wish I knew now what I knew then...'

"Nothing yet. Try sending me another text."

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

'Peabody, Yomp, Lee, Brodski & Dirkshaw...buddies since 4th grade.

Head of Dumbing-Down

Damon Albarn

When worlds collide...

A call to save energy, based loosely on the style of second world war posters

'I miss the days when the only thing I couldn't work was the video.'

Al's computer salvage.

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'Aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

Times Change in Camden Town

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

'Remember, kids. Pester your parents for Chunkos.'

Antiques. Special on Low-Def.

"Of all the gin joins in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine - damn Trip Advisor."

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

"He really misses the city."

'...aye lad, I remember when this was all snow.'

"Sorry, the computer's down!"

Nope, don't think the sheriff likes wearin' that body camera.

". . . I remember hair. . ."

'Wow! Look who's no longer short and stout!'

"You didn't cry at the sad movie we watched last night... but you cry seeing your first computer!!"

Pin The Tail On The Grandfather

"Maybe it wasn't such a cool idea to name the agency after our old band."

I remember when a wireless was a radio and a laptop was a dog...

"You misunderstood. I'm bequeathing you my Rolodex, not my Rolex."

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"