Nostalgic Reunions Gifts

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

The Reaper's Arms

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Tom slowly started to realize that romantic gestures of the early 90's didn't work anymore.

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"You kids are losing your ability to communicate person-to-person...so we're having a good old-fashioned family talk!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

"I know he's little, but he uses it."

'For goodness sake, will we ever have a nice picnic without family and friends turning up uninvited?'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

'You can forget about the fertility dance this year - we've already got ten kids!'

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

'Remember the book about the scary monsters, Honey? Well, your father's relatives can't hurt you, either.'

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"Of course, you've always set a good example for me ... that's why you embarrass me so much."

"Getting old stinks! Today I tripped over my nose hair!"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

"Oh don't mind us, we are just having a small get together!"

"You're a veteran? In which wars did you serve?"

Arabian Cuisine

Hackney-Coach Stands