Ghostly Gatherings Gifts

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Paranormal A-Z...

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

The prying mantis,

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The devil you know and his plus one

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

The Reaper's Arms

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Moustached gentleman

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Ghost puddle

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'