Angelic Gatherings Gifts

"Superb Martini!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

The prying mantis,

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

The devil you know and his plus one

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

"You two seem oddly suited."

Local News in Heaven

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Halo Frisbee.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Midwest Winter Items.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Playing cards.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."