Angelic Gatherings Mugs

"Superb Martini!"

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

The prying mantis,

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

The devil you know and his plus one

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"You two seem oddly suited."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Local News in Heaven

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Halo Frisbee.

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Playing cards.

Midwest Winter Items.

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Thank you. It wasn't too 'preachy', was it?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

Shall I be mother?

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

'I'm sorry, he likes to let off wind after dinner.'