Juicy Tales Lover Gifts

Book Editor. It's about me. so it has lots of juicy parts.

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

J. R. R. Tolkien

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sleeping Beauty.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

"My God! There goes middle management."

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

Mother Goose Spoilers

Fat fairy

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'