Juicy Tales Lover Gifts

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Fourth Little Pig

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The tooth fairy.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"My God! There goes middle management."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Sleeping Beauty.

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Ask A Silly Question.

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Tooth fairy pays with card

'Of course I want a fairy tale wedding. What did you expect?'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Fat fairy

Adam and Eve Arrested

"Oh my gosh — so sorry! Those were extensions!"

Mother Goose Spoilers

'Notice the nice safety feature...crash-proof bumpers!'

"Well, how was I supposed to know you were saving them for something special?"

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."

'No Dear, the Tooth Fairy is long gone. I'm the Hot-Flash Fairy.'

Snow White to witch: 'You're sure it's organic?'