Judgment Themes Gifts

All I'm sayin is let he who has not driven naked and stoned cast the first stone...

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Academic Idol - 'Professor Johannsen's paper was zippy. It had robust vocabulary and I almost felt that I could dance to it. I would give it a 7.'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

That party went well.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

"Don't be an idiot, Larry."

'We find the defendant guilty. I mean, why else would he go out and hire the best lawyer in town?'

Rodin's Irish Judge

'The boss has a distinct way of chewing you out.'

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."

"Blessed are they who blow out birthday cakes candles, for they shall be de-lighted."

'I wasn't expecting this when they said they wanted to settle out of court!!'

Make good decisions!

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

People forget, on the 8th and 9th days I created the long weekend.

'My client is willing to endure raised eyebrows from the general public for his behaviour.'

Juror crochets hangman's noose.

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

"I should've realised the relationship was dead what do you made me sign a 14 page waiver before he gave me a valentines card!"

An angel playing his harp passengers in a plane holding up score cards.

Caution! School Crossing.

A tree's revenge.

Valentine

"I forgot to call in dead."

'This place is perfect for me. I was convicted of being a serial time-killer.'

....And on the seventh day,god painted!

'He's bringing glad-to-be-gay tidings.'

'As your lawer, I'm telling you this for nothing, I can't believe I just said that!'

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

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