Joviality Enthusiast Gifts

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Botox."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Hipster Coffee

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

Caricature of a chicken

Going Shopping Together.

Propriety

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"What's the right age to tell a child that she's ironic?"