Joviality Enthusiast Gifts

The Relentlessly Jovial & Obnoxious Sales-People.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Botox."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

'Wow, now I see why you're so jolly all the time.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'Listen, pal, Happy Hour was over ten minutes ago.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"You want to be a WHAT?"

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Something a little different this time or would sir care to look like a dick again?"

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

2After using the Internet all day, Brad doesn't like any kind of popup."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Caricature of a chicken

"So....what's the skinny?"

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

Going Shopping Together.

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

Propriety