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"He's been!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Complaints Desk

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Going Shopping Together.

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

Joker in jail

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

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'Rudolf?'

Men discussing thier weight