Jovial Jailbirds Pillows

Joker in jail

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"White Collar Prison"

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Exhibition for Prisoners

'My biggest mistake was to make a 'death-bed confession'... then I made a full recovery!'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

"I'm the first one in my family to do time."

'Sure I do bad things, but I do them in moderation.'

''Where do you see yourself in five years'? That's a stupid question! You know darn well I'll be finishing 5-years of a 25-year sentence!'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"The reason I never get any visitors is because all my family and friends are in here!"

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

'It was sort of like a penalty for early withdrawal. The bank hadn't opened yet.'

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."

Love in prison.

'MY doctor says I don't get out enough!'

'It's best if you take it one day at a time.'

'Your mother reckons you look like your baby photos now without your dandruff, dear.'

Why did you think the prenup lawyer gave me such a good deal?

'So what's your recommendation? I suggest a tunnel.'

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

"He's been!"

"I believe thr guv'nor used to own a boarding house in Blackpool."

"It's no good you hiding, Whacker. Your release date's today and that's final!"

"I took the money and ran, but unfortunately, not fast enough."

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

'There's a file in there - 40 GB - it's got all the family snaps on.'

'The last cake you sent tasted like hack-saw blades!'