Jovial Jailbreakers Mugs

"He's been!"

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'm innocent. I've just never been able to pass up a good plea bargain."

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"You draw clip-art? What a coincidence - I write Muzak!"

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"No raise, but the boss did give me a 'God Boy' and a treat."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Going Shopping Together.

Joker in jail

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Watkins would like to know if he can leave a few minutes early...he claims he's dying."

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

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Men discussing thier weight