Jovial Jousters Mugs

Going Shopping Together.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'If someone farts in the forest and there's no one around to smell it, does it make a stink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Complaints Desk

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Off the wall legal advisor.

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

Ad agency

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

Men discussing thier weight