Jovial Jousters T-Shirts

Going Shopping Together.

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

Complaints Desk

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Pie chart of pub conversations

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

'My client stands before you, a jury of his whittling peers ...'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

Leonard L. Lipchitz: Sending the Law since 1972

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"What a listener. My burden feels lighter already."

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

Off the wall legal advisor.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

"You know, honestly I see it as half full."

'Apparently he does 20 yards to the pint.'

'Rudolf?'

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To an observer approaching the speed of light, Einstein and his surroundings appear to be tall and thin.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"