Journey Journos Gifts

An old man and women are driving along with a 'Still married' sign on their car.

The experienced backpacker.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Airport

The Paper Route

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Rainbow/Horizon

"Great, now we're lost."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Discomfort zone.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

The Finding Yourself Hour.

'I'm filming a documentary on the long and dangerous journey to my spawning grounds...'

Road sign 'To somewhere over the rainbow.'

The Chicken of the North

'Backseat driver...'

The bus home.

'Closed.'

The overly travelled road