Jonathan Swift Aficionado Gifts

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

US National holiday

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

Thoughts of Fall

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"Sorry, Kevin, but 'March Madness' is not an official school holiday."

The Trump Monologues

95mph fastball.

Computers with TV - Tv's with the internet

'Put that light out!'

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

"That's the last of those we're going to get. British censorship, you know."

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

'I'm not hungry.' - 'How's the fasting going?' - 'Not good. I can't stop thinking about food.' - Why are you looking at me funny?' - 'Oh, this isn't good.'

A clutch of bird watchers