Jonathan Swift Fan Gifts

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

Intelligent people laugh too!

Under pressure.

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

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'Hot indeed.'

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"You are a bigger threat to democracy than Russia and China because you didn't invite the Nazis to the conference!"

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

I'll take speed over security anytime.

"It's not her winning I mind, it's the "I am woman hear me roar" she always yells."

"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'

'I'll be right with you Mr. Gulliver.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

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