"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."
Jonathan Swift Admirer Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a Jonathan Swift enthusiast? Our curated range of products features witty, creatively designed items that echo Swift's sharp humor and insightful observations. Whether they’re a literature student, a dedicated reader, or someone who appreciates classic satire, these gifts bring a clever touch to their space and daily routine. Each piece is crafted to inspire conversation and admiration for one of history’s most astute social critics.
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'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'
"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."
Bradley Wiggins
Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.
Ernesto Valverde Tejedor
The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.
Sabrage!
Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.
Atomic Bear: Part 12
The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'
Horatio Nelson
'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'
'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'
Jozef Golonka
Ballet dancer
'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'
"Seriously?"
"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"
'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'
'Do I climb it or wax it?'
'....And that wont wake me either.'
'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'
That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.
"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."
'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'
Muhammad Ali
Napoleon film
Joachim Low
"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"
"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"
"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."
"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."
Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer
Jonathan Swift Admirer Gifts Collection
Jonathan Swift Admirer Mugs
Explore our range of Jonathan Swift-themed mugs for a clever and humorous gift that’s perfect for any literature lover’s morning routine.
Jonathan Swift Admirer Pillows
Bring literary humor into their home decor with our Jonathan Swift pillows, featuring clever quotes and artistic designs that any admirer will love.
Jonathan Swift Admirer Prints
Enhance their space with our Jonathan Swift-inspired prints, blending art and wit for a sophisticated touch of literary charm.
Jonathan Swift Admirer T-Shirts
Discover our witty Jonathan Swift t-shirts, designed to celebrate the satirist's sharp humor and timeless literary legacy — great for showing off your love of classic satire.