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"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

Caution: Oversize Human

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Bradley Wiggins

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

The sad fate of Isaac Newton's Tahitian counterpart.

Sabrage!

Frog Prince holds sign: 'Will work for kisses'.

Atomic Bear: Part 12

The British Hamlet. He says: 'Alas poor Yorick, I knew him ... well, I say knew, more of an acquaintance really. Only met the chap three or four times.'

Horatio Nelson

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Jozef Golonka

Ballet dancer

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"Seriously?"

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

'Do I climb it or wax it?'

'....And that wont wake me either.'

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

That's a shame. What's a shame? Did I do something wrong, officer? TSA. Yes, you did. You let your boyfriend turn you down. So what if he's 15,000 miles away in Russia? If I were your man, I'd never let that stop me. I would fly to the ends of the earth for you. This routing ever work for you? Good lord this routine must work for you.

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

Muhammad Ali

Napoleon film

Joachim Low

"The coach said that you play like Ronaldo? Ha! You loser! He told me I play like Chloe Kelly!"

"Just kiss her you idiot!!!"

"I appreciate your offer, but I was really hoping to marry a doctor."

"Yes, he did turn into a prince, but there were complications."

Soldier, Statesman, Patriot and Pointer