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'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'

'I'll be right with you Mr. Gulliver.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"How are my animal mascot teams doing?"

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

'Hot indeed.'

"He always get emotional when th super bow;'s on and the end of football season is finally here..."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

In the days before Newton discovered gravity...

'Your tests indicate that you have a very short attention span -- you should be either a short-order cook or a news anchorman.'

"Perhaps history will remember him differently."

New York City, where even snails live at a fast pace!

Kangaroo in a hurry.

"Well, then why don't the British just borrow Major Eliot from the Herald Tribune."

"I think it was Shakespeare who said 'A meadow that isn't just as lovely from the window of a bullet train isn't lovely at all.'"

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"Can you make up a story based on my favorite Taylor Swift song?"

'-and who have you been since we last met?'

"You know what school needs? - A fast forward button!"

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

'Put that light out!'

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

1815 - Poor Napoleon got this idea he was going to St Helens.

"We'll always have Paris."

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.