Jonathan Swift Fans T-Shirts

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Under pressure.

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

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Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'It's a girl!'

Quwaket

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

I'll take speed over security anytime.

Fantasy Football League.

'I'll be right with you Mr. Gulliver.'

'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'

Desert Island Post

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

The Magician's Suicide....