Jonathan Swift Fans Prints

'I represent the Lilliput High School basketball team.'

Intelligent people laugh too!

Under pressure.

"Darling, do you remember where I put the insurance policies?"

Chris Froome

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

The most probable explanation to the mind of a sixteen year old tennis star

'I'm still trying to build up a following here, but I'm huge in Lilliput.'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Bangtan boys BTS caricature

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

Writing about scientific progress in 1675, Isaac Newton said " If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants." This metaphor is now commonly used to make the point that scientific advances are made using a foundation built by the work of those who came before. That Newton guy was right, you can see further when you're on the shoulders of Giants. I just wonder if he was talking about the players from the football Giants or the baseball Giants. Ernie is a much bigger fan

'It's a girl!'

'You did it! A witches broom/plane hybrid.'

Quwaket

"This is on me. I did say take us to your leader."

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

If Newton was a Botanist...'Ah, ha, the stem of an apple is not permanently fixed to the tree.'

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"I thought Marley said I'd be visited by three ghosts."

"The irony is I've always considered myself a champion of the little guy."

I'll take speed over security anytime.

One must steel themselves for Brobdingnagian magnification.

"You were doing over eighty miles an hour. What do you expect? I was listening to The Flight of the Bumble Bee."

Fantasy Football League.

Caution: Oversize Human

'Well it doesn't say, son, whether the Lilliputians tested him for steroids.'

'I'll be right with you Mr. Gulliver.'

Desert Island Post

"You have one more wish. You asked for free, overnight shipping on your first wish, remember?"

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

The Magician's Suicide....