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'So, children, what can you tell me about Mark Twain?'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Alberich steals the gold

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Poetry Buff.

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, take back your ears. We have a surplus.'

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

Silvi-Culture.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Johannes Brahms

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Captain

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

Brunhilde

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

Romeo goes to the Chemists

"I've gone for a retro phone."

Loge with Alberich as frog

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'That's the acting CFO.'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."