Mark Twain Admirer T-Shirts

'So, children, what can you tell me about Mark Twain?'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"What old school? This is my life."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Alberich steals the gold

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?"

Poetry Buff.

"Hey! I was trained in 1948 and was good enough for then, so it's good enough for now....whipper-snapper!"

'Friends, Romans, countrymen, take back your ears. We have a surplus.'

Silvi-Culture.

"Yorick, you dolt! Alas, poor Yorick!"

Johannes Brahms

Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Brunhilde

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

Chuck Berry

Captain

'Look at him, Tom. He is so obsessed with that silly cell phone that now he wants to be called Blackberry Finn.'

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Loge with Alberich as frog

'I've read all of Shakespeare unless he's written anything recently!'

John Fogerty

Look, you know what models get paid. Don't act all freaked out by your check!

Romeo goes to the Chemists

"I've gone for a retro phone."

"Have you ever thought of putting them on in the park?"

"They just don't make 'em like Doc Malone anymore!"

'To peeeEEE, or not to pee... That is the question.'

'That's the acting CFO.'

Mike Rutherford