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Huckleberry Finn, M.D.

"No matter, Huck. The Mighty Mississip will provide."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

Bashful in Nashville

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Rating the Sunset

Maypole

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

The Race to Ukraine

Ginger God

Samuel Pepys' writer's block

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

'Is it organic?'

Flying Dutchman

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

"Did we get the line item veto?"

Hunding

The Gweat Twain Wobbery.

Dmitri Ivanovich Mendeleev: "At the...conference, four of my colleagues were standing side by side. Kiosk weighed 140 pounds..."

The Conservatives will be pulling the strings...

"That isn't allowed either."

At the Lost Gods Home

"Honest man? No, I'm looking for a place to charge my phone."

'The guy without the tail? Call himself Adam.'

"In the olden days, people used payphones. Beats me how they took selfies!"

Zues throwing lightning bolts with gun!

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

Valkyrie.

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Youth caught tagging Stephensons rocket.

"So that's unanimous Gentlemen. Seatbelts fitted on all our trains"