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Bashful in Nashville

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"I love this time of day."

'We are so in sync!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Dog Park Zoom

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Sometimes Bob wags when he's happy—but these days, it usually means he just tooted."

Cowboy

'The fact that you like Tang really doesn't qualify you to be an astronaut.'

A couple and their dogs tango.

The prince and the pauper, 'Boy, talk about identity theft!'

"We had these twigs flown in from Italy."

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"Thank you! And now for my finale, I shall produce a magician from the hat."

"Reverse two and a half somersaults with one and a half twists - WOW!"

'These new bendy wagons will be handy when pulling em into a circle.'

"Take it easy back there!"

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Chiropractors and the Tango.

Ice Skater

'Oh Rex, can we really afford it?'

'I'm a butcher by trade.'

'I really thought that a biker bar called the Snake Pit would be a biker bar....'

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"Papers? Naw, he don't need no papers. . . Spike is housebroken!"

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."

'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'

A pair of chickens tango.

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

"I've always dreamt of learning, but as a hermit crab, it's not possible: it takes two to tango..."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"Finally...a purdy one!"

"I know he's not that much to look at but you should see him tango."