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Drink for me and my hot mamma. Now! We don't serve beer. Latte. Two, punk! Decaf. You don't want to see him angry. Also, low-foam and soy milk would be great. You don't want to see him gassy. Can I get one of those little Twizzler sticks to stir it with? Cube of brown sugar, please. And one nonfat blueberry scone! Two! I'd like to see how John Wayne would've ordered a fancy coffee drink.
"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"
The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing
Jimi Hendrix.
The unknown war poet.
Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind
"Depending on my mood, I go to a different part of the house: Master listens to jazz, Mistress to classical and Young Master to rock and roll..."
"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."
Elvis Purresley impersonators.
Ginger God
A 1950's Barber Shop
Fuzz - The audience outnumbers the band.
You'll Miss Us
'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'
Mick Jagger at 95.
Army of the Potomac- Evening Scene in Camp
Huckleberry Finn, M.D.
At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.
The Jumping Tank
"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."
A heat wave threatens an old woman.
"Just how powerful of a fan did you put in your computer?"
'Look at him, Tom. He is so obsessed with that silly cell phone that now he wants to be called Blackberry Finn.'
"Madonna's out early this morning."
"Oh come on, rejoin the party. After all, no man is an isl –"
"What is it about an unfavorable soccer outcome that makes me want to wreak immediate havoc in the streets?"
"So why is it that we only get to see you whenever you need a gruesome amputation?"
Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson
Early American Think Tank.
"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."
Hard Rock Cafe.
Frightfulness! Germans Training Wasps to Sting Highlanders in Flanders.
"Pssst...take it!"
Heat Wave Podium
"I'm all shook up."
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