Jolly Wallflower Gifts

"Yes but I had one before they were trendy."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Santa Claus writes a 'Yule Blog'.

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

'As long as I stand here I'm safe. . . no stress. . . no pressure. . . no need to impress. . . I can just relax and be who I am. . .'

Shy Man at Party

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

"I thought you might like to have a merrier brain for the new millennium!"

'He has a doctorate in worrying.'

Woodwork Clothes: For people who want blend in.

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

"So what the heck am I? Chopped liver?"

'Say when.'

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

'I guess you could say the church garden is God's bling.'

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

Planting Joy

Elf Portrait

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Dirty Job Christmas

'We bid a fond farewell to this quiet guy who worked hard and didn't make trouble..you know...what's his name.'

'You'll 'ave a lovely Christmas in ere, son. Just don't go too near the mistletoe.'

"Do you hear what I hear?" "Fweeet!"

"Let's do it! Let's move to Nicaragua!"

Santa Claus on the scales

Peeling sprouts.

Angry Santa Claus having his beard pulled by a little boy.

I'm With Jolly

Santa's Elf.